Jackson Heights, Queens - December 2012

The first question that comes to mind about the massacre in Connecticut Friday morning would be directed to the dead mother of the triggerman (if she could talk).

The AP says three rapid-fire weapons used in the assault were registered to the mom.

Why in the world would a single affluent schoolteacher mom with an autistic son entering adulthood keep three high-powered killing machines in the home shared with that son?

The mom’s ownership of two pistols that shoot bullets at a rate of five per second and a thousand-dollar assault rifle with no practical purpose beyond a battlefield should be the focus here. Anybody around her who knew this arsenal existed while she cared for a young adult afflicted with autism should probably offer an explanation to the parents of the kids who got wiped out by those weapons.

The President‘s tears and hurried oblique mention of “meaningful action” in the wake of this insanity are insulting. He has completely sat on his ass on gun violence post-Giffords.

All you can really hope for is the kind of local assertiveness you see out of a guy like Mayor Mike. Legal possession of assault rifles doesn’t fly in this jurisdiction. While illegal guns flow in from elsewhere, penalties for carrying or possessing such weapons are so harsh here, most rank and file citizens wouldn’t consider for a second keeping rapid-fire weapons around the house.

Obama’s tears didn’t seem real. Yeah, ok, people with kids are saying they’ll do the extra hug and this incident hits home because young people were taken out. But the tears you saw should be seen as tears of regret for accepting the notion that a woman up in Connecticut owns something called a “Bushmaster .223 caliber assault rifle.”

-State government flashed a little unexpected efficiency my way this week when I went to renew my driver’s license. The DMV office on 34th between 8th and 9th processed my once-every-eight-years renewal in ten minutes. Fellow licensees expecting a bad experience could be heard marveling openly at the speed and effectiveness of a government bureaucracy with a bad reputation. This particular office was staffed by about two dozen state workers who exerted great energy, attentiveness and skill despite the repetitive nature of their duties. The cost of extending the license another eight years was 80 bucks. The only other requirement for renewal was accurate recitation of a single line of letters on an eye chart. I don’t own a vehicle and I go years at a time without driving. I wouldn’t have even realized my driver’s license was nearing expiration if it weren’t for a red flag rising when I recently attempted to renew my airport identification.

-The Babies visited KEXP-FM for an in-studio performance the weekend before last in between club stops in Seattle and Olympia, WA. DJ Stevie Zoom was the host. Zoom has long had the most enjoyable show on that great radio station just a few blocks from the Space Needle. While Zoom’s brief Q and A with Kevin Morby and Cassie Ramone was of the dull, predictable variety, the band’s set of four tunes off the new record sounded great. The audio release of the performance can be found here. KEXP’s level of professionalism and influence makes it near impossible for invited bands with tour stops in the Seattle area to turn down such an opportunity. The sessions are captured, broadcast and recorded in a high-fidelity setting and stored in on-line archives accessed by music fans across the world. This was the first time The Babies had done a KEXP in-studio visit. The Vivian Girls have two KEXP sessions (2008, 2009) to their credit. Woods has none. Perhaps the most enlightening media session to surface from The Babies’ effort to publicize the new record was a sit-down with veteran New York-based music reporter John Norris. Recorded at Daddy’s on Graham just before The Babies left town on the current tour, Norris went beyond the usual “is-this-a-side-project” probe. Edited down to 25 minutes and posted on the web site noisevox.org , Norris’ enthusiasm for the band garnered an interesting reaction from Morby on the question of his quick and successful ascent to primary singer/songwriter in a great band. When asked if he had longed to be a front-man to supplement his supporting role responsibilities in Woods, Morby said The Babies came together without any kind of a grand plan. “I had no expectations from The Babies. We started the band as this joking band on the way to a party as a band to play parties. And then immediately people started writing about it on the internet. I never had any expectation of being a front-person or being this guy. It just naturally began to happen, which is cool. I like being that guy.” Norris asked Ramone to update the status of the Vivian Girls given its relative lack of activity in recent months. Ramone said Ali Koehler has returned (Fiona Campbell out) as the Viv’s drummer and that while the band lacks a “concrete” timetable, she said work on some new songs may happen next year.

TSR’s Punter of the Week:
Pat McAfee – Indianapolis Colts

Who is he?
Fourteen years after Todd Sauerbrun converted great football success at West Virginia University into a punting job in the NFL, McAfee followed the same path. McAfee was taken in the seventh round by the Colts in the 2009 NFL draft. He’s become a popular player for Indy despite an embarrassing public intoxication arrest and one-game suspension in 2010. McAfee’s 46.6 yards per punt (gross) average in 2011 is the best in franchise history. Ahead of that number this year, McAfee has a shot at making the Pro Bowl. McAfee handles kickoff duties too. He moderates Q and A sessions on the Colts Facebook page and has more than 83-thousand followers on Twitter. Among his recent tweets, two stand out: “Turtlenecks are hilarious.” and “Kicked footballs reallllly far today. That is all.” McAfee appears with regularity on the Bob and Tom radio show, a morning-zoo type program on a classic rock station in Indianapolis. Before Sunday’s game, McAfee was named one of six team captains for the rest of the season. “It’s really cool. It’s an honor,” said McAfee on being named a captain. McAfee’s girlfriend is former Miss Indiana USA and Indiana University dental school student Allison Biehle.

The McAfee stat line vs. the Titans 12-9-12:
Four punts. 213 yards total. 53.3 yards per. 49.8 net.

The punts in detail:
1. It was a rainy day in Indy but conditions inside Lucas Oil Stadium are usually optimum for the punter wearing the home jersey. This is the fifth Colts season at The Luke since exiting the Hoosier Dome and more often than not the venue’s retractable lid is in the closed position as it was Sunday. This contest nearly failed to sell out. Colts long snapper Matt Overton fired a crisp spiral to McAfee on his first punt. Standing at his six and wearing a black glove on his left hand, McAfee blasted a boomer to the TN 26. His approach to the ball appears to include an extra half-step. Also a bit unusual is the fact McAfee catches the football with his right foot forward. He positions himself off center to the right a step. Sensing immediate apprehension, Titans return man Darius Reynaud signaled fair catch. It was a 54-yard punt. No return.

2. Similar circumstances on McAfee’s second punt allowed him to air it out again. The only difference this time is that Tommie Campbell of the Titans completely neutralized the gunner on the right side leaving Reynaud some daylight in front of him. Credit Campbell for nice hustle and timely blocking on Reynaud’s 14-yard return. The punt was again 54-yards.

3. After an offensive series that saw phenomenal rookie QB Andrew Luck get sacked twice, McAfee came out to punt with two minutes and ten seconds left in the first half. He allowed the clock to run down to the two-minute warning whistle, went to the sidelines during the TV commercials and then back out on to the field. It was another perfect snap by Overton. McAfee rotated the laces up and launched a nice one from his own 20. The deep ball landed at the TN 16, kicked up some tire shreds and went out of bounds at the 15. Reynaud was careful to steer clear although a couple of his stray teammates nearly got hit by the ball. Call it a 53-yarder with no return and mark down coffin in the margin if you’re keeping punt notes at home.

4. This brilliant momentum-changing McAfee punt with nine minutes gone in the third quarter ended with a rarely-seen on-field punter celebration. The ball was snapped from Indy’s 46 and the Colts down six. McAfee crushed it and went coffin hunting using his innate, radar-like skill. He shorted his approach to the strike by a step and got nice height on the ball. It landed well out of bounds near the goal line. This was a very difficult spot for the side judge Don Carlsen (with no apparent guidance from ref Peter Morelli) but he wove his hands above his heads with great confidence as he marked it at the one-yard line. Alterrauan Verner of the Titans argued loudly about the spot, saying it should have been called a touchback. These types of calls are very tricky obviously. You have a flying football going over an imaginary line at a high rate of speed. Carlsen is eyeballing it the best he can but it’s such a random outcome on this kind of play. McAfee obviously loved the call. He sprinted up field and body slammed special teams teammate Kavell Conner. On TV, Dan Fouts said “Oh My!” at the punt and Ian Eagle said: “You can’t do it much better than that!” The other aspect of the play that won’t go in the record book is that the left guard on the Colts moved just before the snap. It should have been a motion call but the flag didn’t drop. It was a 52-yard punt, no return and it was a sight to see. Because TN opened its next drive in such a precarious spot, Titans QB Jake Locker lost his cool and immediately threw a pick six. The great punt set up the score and turned the game. This is a clear example of the profound importance of a good punter.

The Sound of a Punt:
Bob Lamey is the veteran play-by-play voice of the Colts. He’ll turn 74 a week from Sunday. Former NFL offensive lineman Will Wolford works alongside as analyst. Lamey lost his voice prior to the Week 13 Colt win at Detroit but was back in tip-top for this one against the Titans. The cut below was the Lamey/Wolford call of the McAfee coffin corner special that turned the game around. It was heard on WFNI-AM (1070 The Fan) in Indianapolis.

One funny element of the television broadcast that I should mention came with five minutes left in the first quarter. Titans kicker Rob Bironas tried a 57-yard field goal. The ball landed short and to the right. A CBS camera positioned in the upper level behind the posts had a wide angle of the play that included the hands of standing fans cheering the miss. One fan’s hands could be seen prominently flashing middle fingers at the outcome. I laughed really hard when I saw this because of how ridiculous it looked. This was a Colts fan celebrating the failure of a long field goal by giving the double swear finger salute to who? To Bironas? Or was it simply an expression of joy driven by transmission of a hostile signal to the opponent? The middle finger salute is such a potently negative statement. I can see how some people might use it to convey displeasure but this fan’s use of it was both disturbing and hilarious.

The Punt-osis:
The comparisons to Sauerbrun’s career at the same stage are valid although McAfee’s swashbuckling online persona seems to serve him well. He’s right there with Kluwe as the most high profile punter in his respective market. There’s no doubt McAfee is talented. The numbers back him up. All six of McAfee’s kickoffs last Sunday were deep into the end zone for touchbacks. His effectiveness in that role allows the Colts to continue using Vinatieri on field goals exclusively. McAfee is the only TSR Punter of the Week to pull double duty (punts/kickoffs). McAfee is justified in referring to his right leg as his “Boomstick.” Assuming he stays out of trouble, McAfee is a punter to keep an eye on. He’s an unrestricted free agent at season’s end and will likely command big offers to leave a place that seems to love him.

Next week’s Punter of the Week:
Brett Kern – Tennessee Titans