{"id":1848,"date":"2016-12-07T23:13:20","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T03:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesauerbrunreport.com\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2016-12-07T23:13:20","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T03:13:20","slug":"1848","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesauerbrunreport.com\/?p=1848","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found myself in a head-spinning scene while undergoing a medical procedure at a facility deep down in Brooklyn this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave out most of the who, what and where because I have to go back for another round of fun and don&#8217;t want to jinx the next step but here&#8217;s the basic framework:<\/p>\n<p>Report time was 5 AM. F to the Q. The F crawled and stalled all the way from Rosie to Herald Square. That part of it took an hour and I knew I was gonna be late as I watched the colony of rats run amok at 34th while waiting for the Q.<\/p>\n<p>My ten minute tardiness wasn&#8217;t held against me when I reached the doc&#8217;s but the surgery took way more time and was way more invasive than I expected. I was there for more than five hours.<\/p>\n<p>The Fox News channel appeared on flat-screen televisions in the waiting rooms and even in all the operating rooms. At one point while waiting in between tissue removal and testing for the need to excavate more, a newscaster working the Fox and Friends show narrated a story that included mockery of the concept of consent in a romantic relationship. She giggled about the re-working of a Christmas song to reflect current emphasis on consent. She implied that this was somehow overly PC. I couldn&#8217;t believe what I was watching. Later, one of the hosts tossed out the claim that ISIS exists on &#8220;streets of American cities.&#8221; The Fox host said this to counter the current President&#8217;s recent assertion that the US had made progress in the fight on terror. Fox News apparently is not content to revel in Trump&#8217;s victory. Watching this morning, it&#8217;s clear they can&#8217;t resist parting shots as Bam goes out the door.<\/p>\n<p>Those in the waiting area getting the same procedure as me were on average 30 years my senior. Almost everybody was speaking Russian. I had been dropped into a Scared Straight screening. There were wails and groans from rooms as I waited.<\/p>\n<p>I walked out with bandages covering one side of my face and drew curious stares on the street and in the train.<\/p>\n<p>There are lots of great bagel places in this particular Brooklyn neighborhood near the doc&#8217;s office so I stopped in the first one en route to the subway and I picked the wrong one. The lox spread on my toasted onion was colored an unnatural bright pink and had very little lox flavor or chunks.<\/p>\n<p>I told the job I couldn&#8217;t make it in, went home and tried to go back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>-Times coverage of the tragic Oakland warehouse fire that killed a still unknown number of artists, residents, performers and visitors to the off-the-books DIY space not unlike those seen here has been well measured. Instead of a knee-jerk inclination to point fingers, the Times has done a good job explaining why priced-out people live in buildings with obvious deficiencies. Strict enforcement of government code on such spaces carries with it further displacement. The reporting has indicated the on-site overseer of that Fruitvale warehouse exhibited traits of a cold-hearted jerk. But it&#8217;s heartening that the Times at least has demonstrated some wisdom about why people accept risk and discomfort in exchange for a roof overhead &#8211; especially when there is a feeling of community and artistic spirit within.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found myself in a head-spinning scene while undergoing a medical procedure at a facility deep down in Brooklyn this morning. 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